All players/coaches, 1st XV, 2nd XV, 2As & Gazelles, have been summoned to appear before The Right Honourable Judge McIlwham on Saturday 15th December @ 7pm sharp. All players/coaches are asked to attend this social and adhere by the following rules.
1. 7pm means 7pm. Do not keep The Judge waiting.
Failure to comply – £5.00
2. All must wear a Reindeer Antlers with Flashing Nose & Christmas Tie.
Failure to comply – £3.00
3. During the Court session, there will be no pointing.
Failure to comply – £1.00
4. There will be no excessive swearing.
Failure to comply – £1.00
5. There will be no using of Mobile Phones/Cameras.
Failure to comply – £3.00
6. There will be Left Handed Drinking to the hour and Right Handed Drinking after the hour.
Failure to comply – £1.00
All money fines will go into the drinking pot for the night.
There will be opportunities during the court to accuse fellow players/coaches of crimes that you see fit for the Judge to rule on.
If you do not wish to stand up in front of the court and accuse a fellow player or coach then you may pass any information onto myself before the court opens for business, this can be done by text or email.
All information must be given in an accurate manner along with your name.
Tel: 07801 795892 or [email protected]
You will be reminded of the rules and other activities at the start of the night. I look forward to seeing you all there 7pm sharp.
Let start the Christmas celebrations early and support your club.
RHJ McIlwham
